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Here is an amazing opportunity to adopt a rather special young carrot for a great cause!

This did initially put me off my dinner last night however after researching its background it may have some provenance and we have reason to believe that it may be related to Donald Trump, especially given both are root vegetables.

The only questionable issues that create some doubt about this connection is that the carrot is less orange, it has a higher IQ and of course much larger in the all important nether regions. The carrot is less narcissistic and more caring, likes to please and has a more colourful personality!

We do however need this to go to a good home soon before it truly replicates Mr Trump by becoming really shriveled!

Despite this, it is a rare item and really quite valuable, although the jewels are a little small it is deceptive as this is a full two carrots! Indeed we thought this may be best listed on Trade Me under Jewellery but we didn't want this to outshine the various diamonds and other gems.

Not being medically inclined are unable to confirm if it is circumsized or not!

We recommend purchasers satisfying themselves as to its connection to Donald Trump and suggest Ancestory.Com may help in this regard!

BID HARD AND BE FIRM WITH YOUR COMMITMENT, SECURE THIS GEM NOW......100% OF THE SALE PRICE IS GOING TO PROSTATE CANCER FOUNDATION NEW ZEALAND

TO HELP THE SUCCESSFUL PURCHASER TO GET TO KNOW YOUR NEW CARROT BEFORE TAKING IT HOME. QUEST APARTMENT HOTEL HAMILTON WILL ALSO OFFER THE HIGHEST BIDDER A COMPLEMENTARY WEEKEND NIGHT IF THE WINNER WISHES TO PICK UP IN PERSON!

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Destination & descriptionPrice
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Pick-up available from Hamilton, WaikatoFree

This seller is located in Hamilton, Waikato

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Seller acceptsNZ Bank Deposit

Questions & Answers (28)

  • L
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    Such a "grate" cause.lmj16(112)07:00 pm, Wed, 10 Apr
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    It's a special carrot for a special cause!lazib(141)• Wednesday, 10 April 2019
  • D
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    Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy? A: Because if it was green and round it would want to pea!deedidee(264)08:08 pm, Wed, 10 Apr
    L
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    Just as well it's not round and orange and the size of an orange otherwise I'd have to describe it differently!lazib(141)• Wednesday, 10 April 2019
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    Can i circumcise it?skreeee(0)08:42 pm, Wed, 10 Apr
    L
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    For medical or religious reasons?lazib(141)• Wednesday, 10 April 2019
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    Neitherskreeee(0)08:46 pm, Wed, 10 Apr
    L
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    You may be required to apply for the relevant consents.lazib(141)• Wednesday, 10 April 2019
  • W
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    Can we have a photo of this carrot in a pair of trousers, or a skirt . Will Barbie’s clothes fit?woodman33(143)09:23 am, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Oh dear you are pushing the boundaries, this is a serious auction.lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • W
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    I guess this is the very definition of a naturistwoodman33(143)09:25 am, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Definitely.lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
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    looks bigger than me :(marlow1(286)11:14 am, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Can't comment sorry.lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • C
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    Is the carrot organically grown?cosmeticconz(1060)01:18 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Not sure? It didn't come with a birth certificate.lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • D
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    Looks like it needs a little dab of cheese sauce on the end... you know, like it's just seen some nice melonsdevcich(378)02:47 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Now now, keep it clean. It's actually quite shy, it even got really embarrassed when it saw the salad dressing!lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • M
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    Is this a fully working model?mary129(62)03:26 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    No, part time only as it's not tall enough for most jobs and can't walk in stilletos! This is what you meant isn't it!😂lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • D
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    A Brazilian prior to the shoot was probably a good idea, it looks a bit unkept.devcich(378)04:25 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
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    .lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • L
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    Not so much of a Brazilian, more of an Ohakune.Seller comment Thursday, 11 April 2019
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    Bugs Bunny is looking for that kinky carrotsuperaudio(677)05:31 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Fantastic, just ask Bugs to bid!lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
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    "much larger in the all important nether regions" Are you a size queen?marlow1(286)07:08 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Hopefully the buyer isnt!lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • L
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    Note we won't be answering crude or offensive questions. So if you have some, keep them to yourself.Seller comment Thursday, 11 April 2019
  • M
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    Ha ha it must be rude root-vegetable season! What are the chances....and we both picked the same charity...weird! Good luck!mikew4(277)09:09 pm, Thu, 11 Apr
    L
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    Yes, I saw that, hilarious! must be something in the soil!!lazib(141)• Thursday, 11 April 2019
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    Obscene = Dbodomchild(627)03:19 am, Fri, 12 Apr
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    .lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
  • L
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    To all the Trump fans we may have upset. This is a fun auction for a really important cause! It's not political so don't read it as such! The Don is more than big enough to laugh at this so you shouldn't take it too seriously either.Seller comment Friday, 12 April 2019
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    What if the leg gets amputated in the mail?charliedowling(0)07:47 am, Fri, 12 Apr
    L
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    We will do our best to ensure all appendages stay intact. Of course the buyer is always welcome to collect.lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
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    Good on you, excellent idea. :-)hotdiggitydog(231)08:04 am, Fri, 12 Apr
    L
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    The carrot is obviously a bit of an attention seeker and it doesn't get much better than this 😀lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
  • S
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    Extremely Hillaroussingh291(490)08:09 am, Fri, 12 Apr
    L
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    As they say, laughter is the best medicine!lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
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    Boomerang with a Flaps. Hows the lift & drag? Tried it yet?k3d42(59)10:54 am, Fri, 12 Apr
    L
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    Sorry, I can't answer this as I haven't studied carrotology.lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
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    Wait a sec... I saw this carrot on the first page of Phubeam0nn(42)12:24 pm, Fri, 12 Apr
    L
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    You may have mistaken this for a wayward parsnip.lazib(141)• Friday, 12 April 2019
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    Boy o boy there is some competition here lolallwaysfairplay(53)11:30 pm, Sat, 13 Apr
    L
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    Competition is great, it gives choice!lazib(141)• Saturday, 13 April 2019
  • M
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    must be a babe carrot by the size , and the scrotum isnt visiblemay57(237)06:11 pm, Sun, 14 Apr
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    Does it like being stroked?eam0nn(42)03:06 pm, Mon, 15 Apr
  • W
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    Must have been a double penetration root into the mudwoodman33(143)12:54 am, Wed, 17 Apr
    L
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    Would have been like pulling a wisdom tooth!lazib(141)• Wednesday, 17 April 2019
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    Must have came out of the same garden as that kumara!fred3663(63)12:23 pm, Wed, 17 Apr
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    Might have been a double garden bed?lazib(141)• Wednesday, 17 April 2019

Solid Two Carrots with Crown Jewels !

FOR PROSTATE CANCER FOUNDATION NZ

Final bid

$54.00

Reserve met •

Closed: Wed 17th Apr, 6:53pm
Seller located in Hamilton, Waikato
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