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Here is an amazing opportunity to adopt a rather special young carrot for a great cause!
This did initially put me off my dinner last night however after researching its background it may have some provenance and we have reason to believe that it may be related to Donald Trump, especially given both are root vegetables.
The only questionable issues that create some doubt about this connection is that the carrot is less orange, it has a higher IQ and of course much larger in the all important nether regions. The carrot is less narcissistic and more caring, likes to please and has a more colourful personality!
We do however need this to go to a good home soon before it truly replicates Mr Trump by becoming really shriveled!
Despite this, it is a rare item and really quite valuable, although the jewels are a little small it is deceptive as this is a full two carrots! Indeed we thought this may be best listed on Trade Me under Jewellery but we didn't want this to outshine the various diamonds and other gems.
Not being medically inclined are unable to confirm if it is circumsized or not!
We recommend purchasers satisfying themselves as to its connection to Donald Trump and suggest Ancestory.Com may help in this regard!
BID HARD AND BE FIRM WITH YOUR COMMITMENT, SECURE THIS GEM NOW......100% OF THE SALE PRICE IS GOING TO PROSTATE CANCER FOUNDATION NEW ZEALAND
TO HELP THE SUCCESSFUL PURCHASER TO GET TO KNOW YOUR NEW CARROT BEFORE TAKING IT HOME. QUEST APARTMENT HOTEL HAMILTON WILL ALSO OFFER THE HIGHEST BIDDER A COMPLEMENTARY WEEKEND NIGHT IF THE WINNER WISHES TO PICK UP IN PERSON!
Shipping & pick-up options
|Destination & description||Price|
|To be arranged||N/A|
|Pick-up available from Hamilton, Waikato||Free|
This seller is located in Hamilton, Waikato
|Seller accepts||NZ Bank Deposit|
Questions & Answers (28)
Not so much of a Brazilian, more of an Ohakune. Seller comment Thursday, 11 April 2019 Note we won't be answering crude or offensive questions. So if you have some, keep them to yourself. Seller comment Thursday, 11 April 2019 To all the Trump fans we may have upset. This is a fun auction for a really important cause! It's not political so don't read it as such! The Don is more than big enough to laugh at this so you shouldn't take it too seriously either. Seller comment Friday, 12 April 2019
Solid Two Carrots with Crown Jewels !
FOR PROSTATE CANCER FOUNDATION NZ
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